if someone ever kidnaps me im just going to shit my pants because they either have to wipe my ass or deal with the smell and i want them to have it rough

(Source: trashboat, via eighteenish)

"I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart."
- e.s. (via selectables)

(via eighteenish)


*does 2 math problems* time for a well deserved 3 hour nap

(via eighteenish)

    Grandchildren: grandma tell us the story of when you dragged that one bitch
    Me: ahh yaaaaas